"...life was more terrible, and I was more wicked, than I had imagined."

I tore this article out of my Newsweek just for you, Nicole darling. It has been sitting in my pile of desk junk for months and I fear it will never make its way into your hands. I figured I'd scan it so I can finally throw it away. I know you will enjoy! Also- you might enjoy THIS.













I'll take that Orwell quote as my epitaph, please.
(underneath my pseudonym, of course.)

R.I.P.

I.B. Crayzee
1980-2100
Life was more terrible,
and I was more wicked,
than I had imagined.